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The Table

This is Danny's writing table.

PRIME RIB DEMYSTIFIED

Few dishes intimidate the home cook like Prime Rib. Don’t trust me, trust the science– You can do this! And better than restaurants do.

WHY MODERN BASEBALL SUCKS

The sport of baseball was once America’s “National Pastime.” Now it is less popular than the National Football League’s OFF-season.

WORTHLESS CRAP ALERT!

Life is school, pain is tuition, and some lessons cost more than others. And for some really tough lessons we must part with cash....

NOTHING AGAINST CHEERLEADERS…

You’ll never win arguing politics with uninformed fools… but you can make real money betting against them, and it is 100% legal.

THEY RUINED THE FREAKING SHOVEL (AND MATEUS “TRANSITIONED”)

“All improvement is change; However, not all change is improvement.” (AndyS.)

MY SEMI-ANNUAL (AND MAYBE FINAL) DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME RANT

(And yes, it is SAVING, not SAVINGS.) “Spring forward, fall back” time has arrived, this time maybe for good—