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January 2022— CHEERS! Happy New Year! Another year over, another fifty-two weeks of our once-civilized society hurtling headlong toward...

P-P-PLAYOFFS!?!

The NFL playoffs are indelibly associated with January. Our suggested rule changes– which would surely improve the game– will NEVER happen.

NOTHING AGAINST CHEERLEADERS…

You’ll never win arguing politics with uninformed fools… but you can make real money betting against them, and it is 100% legal.

THEY RUINED THE FREAKING SHOVEL (AND MATEUS “TRANSITIONED”)

“All improvement is change; However, not all change is improvement.” (AndyS.)

MY SEMI-ANNUAL (AND MAYBE FINAL) DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME RANT

(And yes, it is SAVING, not SAVINGS.) “Spring forward, fall back” time has arrived, this time maybe for good—